tell your sister to shave her snatch
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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