So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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