I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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