are you still at the devil's house?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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