I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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