We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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