found the other keg... it's in the tree
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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