i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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