I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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