Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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