she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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