so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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