Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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