and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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