she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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