By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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