9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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