tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
whose parrot is this?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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