Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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