did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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