i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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