i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
As shirtless as possible
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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