I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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