I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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