So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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