was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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