didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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