Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Your penis caused this!
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