The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Swine flu is the new snow day.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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