Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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