would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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