tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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