me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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