The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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