Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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