If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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