ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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