i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
dude i'm inner monologue high
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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