So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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