Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
