so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Dick very happy bro
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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