I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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