But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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