do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
