Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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