sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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