the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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