How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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