Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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