she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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